As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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