guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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