You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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