Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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