You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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