Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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