I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I will die if light touches me.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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