I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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