I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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