Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Randomize
