dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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