I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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