Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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