who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Just puked most of my soul out..
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