You're a womanizer and a bitch.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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