Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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