So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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