Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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