He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
We left the knife in your bed.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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