that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
bring money and cleavage
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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