I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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