then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
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