I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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