in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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