with your own penis?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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