Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I know her cup size but not her name....
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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