We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Randomize
