How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
babies were throwing up all over the place
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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