guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Randomize
