I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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