How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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