STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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