Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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