God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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