Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Holy shit dude........stairs
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
