my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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