Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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