what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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