week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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