therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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