Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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