you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Randomize
