i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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