so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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