Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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