Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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