Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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