dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
How does one acquire holy water?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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