It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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