i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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