Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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