I hate your face
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
No subtext here. People are naked.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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